Democrats, You Are So Grounded.

The bench mark behavior of any stereotypical Liberal is always over the top, irrational, and hysterical.

Liberal’s DNA is predisposed to hyperbole, visions of grandeur, faux messianism, and Napoleonic complexes. Everything is always someone else's fault. Liberals are never wrong only pushing the envelope. It’s not an excuse for their bad behavior – oh, wait - yes it is. It’s not their fault.

As a responsible parent would you allow your teenager to take the car after you caught them lying? No. It’s the same with Liberals. Foolish and irresponsible behavior ought not be rewarded by allowing them the keys of government. Liberals’ definition of truth is not the same as everyone else. To quote one prominent Liberal, “it depends on what the meaning of is, is”. Half truths or miss-speaks are all the same sides of the coin.

As a boy, I read everything I found relating to 19^th century Mountain Men. The author of one book had the main character reference an Indian god called ‘Hioka’. It’s been quite some time since I read the book, so my memory might be a little fuzzy. As I recall, Hioka was one particular tribe’s god of contrariness.  Anyone stricken by Hioka couldn’t help but lie. One would always do the opposite of what you or they wanted. If it was a beautiful sunshiny day they’d say it was snowing. You tell someone to sit they stand, tell them run they sit, what’s up is down and down is up and so on.

Liberals have been stricken by the god Hioka; it must be a required initiation. You think I am wrong? Let’s look at some of the most egregious examples as evidence. When ever a liberal says one thing you can take to the bank it means the opposite. Speaker Nancy Pelosi says the surge is not working yet the evidence that it is, is quantifiable; Liberals say there were no WMD’s. What they are really saying is “hope they don’t find them before we take over”. As a personal aside, I was on the ground there in 2003 when we found aircraft, Russian tanks and ammunition cached, in the sand. How easy it would have been to bury or move WMD’s prior to the invasion. I’m not asking I’m telling.

More evidence?  Sure - examples are endless. Remember Murtha calling our soldiers the equivalent of invading storm troopers guilty of international crimes? He’s supposed to be one of us – a good guy - an American. After it was proven his irresponsible partisan rhetoric was false, he was still incapable of apologizing or admitting he was wrong. A lone college student challenged him near an elevator. Murtha tried to avoid facing the young man by performing the liberal ‘dodge the controversy’ quick step. At his age, the quick step looks so foolish.

Democrats can afford to ignore Conservatives. They know that their media mechanics will kill a controversial story; only if you’re a Republican, asking for toilet paper, will it turn into a mini-series. The most delusional Liberal claim of all is that partial birth abortions protect the life of the mother. Give me a break.

You do have to give Democrats credit, no matter how foolish and delusional their cause or behavior, at the first sign of trouble, they circle the wagons. For example, their males can prance around in women’s underwear in San Francisco parades and their women easily mistaken for Frenchmen yet their people will always come to their defense. They are a loyal bunch. Conservatives could easily learn a lesson on party loyalty from Liberals.

As the only adult in the room, Conservatives need to exercise parental authority by establishing prudent boundaries for recalcitrant Liberals. Until Liberals can be trusted to act as responsible adults they need a time out. Ground them. Take away their keys until their party displays maturity and responsibility.

Then, allow them to drive a little here and a little there, never after dark and only with an adult. Considering the gravity and import of the issues we’re facing, Democrats should never be elected to any position including dogcatcher. Our country doesn’t have the luxury of being as resilient as we once were. I don’t think the US can bounce back from a disastrous executive. I’m more pessimistic than others. Current leaders must have unyielding integrity and be able to hit the ground running.

You know – after thinking about it; it’s more responsibility than Liberals can realistically handle. Democrats, you are so grounded.